How was your 4th of July? I had quite a weird holiday which I thought was ruined by my stomach issue on the 3rd but I still attended all kinds of social functions and…ate…all kinds of stuff…it was nearly miraculous that I even made it to work today! Granted everybody at work was acting especially “Monday” today, I’m sure y’all partied.
Here’s the Naked in London shirt which you can purchase if you’d like, replacing that old tee with BBQ sauce spills. Again, if you’d like a different color let me know.
*Warning* If you do buy and wear this shirt, people tend to point at you and come up close and look at your chest. So there. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Click image for big version!
In case you’d like this, it is available! Oh my, where else would you find this sh*#?
The picture of the girl’s skin on the shirt looks faded in the photo but in real life it’s pretty visible, just subtle. In this picture I’m wearing Large women’s fitted. I usually wear small, but I think I’m going to cut this up and turn it into a outer hangy thing for a dance outfit. Will post pic.
I made a guy one too in case any guy would like it. Get it here.
I have alignment anxiety. The left side of my body is slightly bigger than my right side. Everything, my eye, my arm, my breast, my leg are all a tiny bit bigger on the left side.
In this dream, my left leg has grown so much bigger than my right. I thought of my yoga teacher Marianne, the posture expert Esther Gokhale, my martial arts teacher Brent. They say to me, “You need to work on your balance.” I thought, “Death be upon me! My left leg has grown so much bigger than my right! How am I ever to be ALIGNED!?”